Oh, it's a sad day for the single ladies around here. The last available man of the band has been snatched up. And it's about time too.
After nearly a year with these guys in my life, I've started thinking of them like a group of big brothers. I love them all even though there are times that I want to strangle them or shake them until good sense returns. But I am sad when they are stuggling and estatic when they are happy. Today is an estatic day.
When the boyfriend joined the band, he (i.e. a man in a committed relationship) was part of the minority, holding down the fort with the married drummer. Then Miss J snagged the other guitarist. And Miss B grabbed onto the bass player and neither of them are letting go. We were left with a single lead singer. But now, no longer...he has found himself a lovely lady and though we've only hung out a few times, I think she's gonna be around for awhile :)
And in light of all of this happy, lovey-dovey nonsense, I've composed a special Top 9 list for you. Since it's been forever and whatnot. I know, I know, I've really been off my game lately. I'll apologize profusely later. Until then, enjoy!
Top 9 Signs Your Girlfriend Might Be Getting Sick of You
* She lovingly suggests a "Boys Night Out."
* She's not answering your calls or texts any longer.
* Your dinner has an arsenic aftertaste.
* She repeatedly calls you "Tom" during sex...and your name is Bill.
* She takes notes while watching Snapped.
* Your "new" bed oddly resembles the old couch.
* You have a new roommate...who's name is Tom.
* You come home to find your clothes decorating the front lawn.
* She's suddenly stopped planning your wedding.
And if you can't get the point from all of these helpful tips...then maybe you should run along and help her get that wood chipper unjammed. Just be careful not to fall in, mmmkay?
I hope you enjoyed today's list :) Have a great week, y'all!
Toodles!
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